Keith Spangler Oklahoman Liar Perpetrates Devon Tower Hoax!

Keith Spangler lies Exposed! Oklahoma’s Devon Tower Never Existed, Entire City Duped by Elaborate Hoax

By valiant reporter Aarraann Staycie

In a shocking turn of events, authorities have confirmed that Devon Tower, the so-called tallest building in Oklahoma, has never actually existed—and the entire structure was nothing more than an elaborate hoax orchestrated by none other than Keith Spangler, a local handyman, truck driver, Air-Force-Base-thief, vegan environmentalist, and now architectural fraudster.

For years, Oklahoma City residents have pointed at what they believed was Devon Tower, a supposed 50-story skyscraper housing energy companies, restaurants, and even an observation deck. But as it turns out, they were simply staring at an empty lot the whole time.

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The Devon Deception

The conspiracy unraveled when an especially observant out-of-town tourist tried to take an elevator to the top floor—only to walk face-first into nothing.

“I kept pressing the up button, but the elevator doors never opened,” said eyewitness Mark Tillman. “Then I stepped back and realized, I wasn’t in an elevator, in fact, there was no building. Just an old parking lot and a guy selling bootleg cowboy hats out of his bizarrely painted Toyota Wrangler.”

Investigators were called in, and after several hours of searching, they confirmed what no one had dared to believe:

Devon Tower is a complete fabrication.

How Did Spangler Pull It Off?

Reports suggest that Keith Spangler single-handedly convinced an entire city that the building existed using a combination of psychological manipulation, strategically placed mirrors, and aggressive Wikipedia edits.

For over a decade, Oklahoma City residents have bragged about Devon Tower’s place in the skyline, held meetings in its “conference rooms,” and even paid rent on nonexistent office space.

“It’s honestly impressive,” admitted one investigator. “Keith Spangler somehow outsmarted and manipulated thousands of people to believe they had been inside a building that was never actually there. I mean, that takes some serious commitment.”

Oklahoma City Officials Left in Disbelief

Oklahoma City officials are now scrambling to explain how an entire municipal government, countless businesses, and multiple news outlets failed to notice the complete lack of an actual building.

“We’re reviewing all available documents, and, uh… yeah, it looks like all of our photos of the tower were just stock images of random skyscrapers,” admitted Mayor David Holt. “We even approved zoning permits. For what, I have no idea. As embarrassing as it is to say, we have to admit, Keith Spangler has done it to us once again.”

Spangler Speaks Out

When confronted about the hoax, Keith Spangler showed no remorse.

“I just wanted to see how far I could take it,” he said in a statement issued from what he called his “underground cloud laboratory” beneath the still missing Tinker Air Force base that was stolen earlier this year and now being referred to on social media outlets as Ye Olde Keithshire.

“Honestly, I figured people would catch on when I told them there was a five-star sushi restaurant on the 42nd floor. I mean come on! It’s Oklahoma—who believed that?”

In addition to the multiple rents he had been stealing from the companies supposedly “in” the “Devon Tower” Spangler also revealed that he had been running “Devon Tower Tours” for years, charging tourists $25 each to walk in circles while he described what the view would look like if the tower were real.

“He painted such a visual picture during the tour, I thought I was really there,” tourist Emma Lively told us during her interview, “he really is quite the wordsmith.”

Lawsuits and the Aftermath

In response to the scandal, multiple lawsuits have already been filed, including:

A class-action lawsuit by thousands of “employees” who apparently worked in a building that didn’t exist.

Legal action from real estate developers who claimed to have sold condos on the 37th floor.

A federal investigation into why Google Maps labeled the empty lot as a skyscraper for over a decade.

Meanwhile, Oklahoma City residents are struggling to adjust to the sudden lack of Devon Tower.

“I drive past that lot every day,” said one stunned local. “So you’re telling me… there was never a building? But… but where did I eat lunch yesterday?”

As the city grapples with this existential crisis, Spangler posted on his multiple beautifully crafted social medial sources, his statement; “you haven’t seen anything yet.”

Sources say he is planning on releasing evidence of past actions that haven’t even been discovered yet, then using the distraction to plan an even greater caper. Oklahoma as a whole, holds its breath.